What have you learned ?

1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2. I've learned that now matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

3. I've learned that it takes YEARS to build up trust, and it takes SUSPICION, not proof, to destroy it.

4. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better have a big willy or huge boobs.

5. I've learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

6. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

7. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

8. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is in the first place, ultimately the passion fades ... and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place !!

9. I've learned that 99percent of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it.

10. And finally, I've learned that the people that you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones never seem to go away !!


Note : this was from an email I received ... thks dude .. it was enlightening ...